Really an incredible development. The medical establishment has finally begun to adapt what has for years been the gold-standard practice in so many arenas of American life: politics, culture, finance, foreign affairs—I could go on. Of course I’m talking about the fecal transplant. It’s a simple process with almost endless applications. It works like this: they take some of their feces and they put it inside of you (load that spoon!) and just like that, you'll start feeling better. Really, trust them: you will!